They’ll probably never have to spend three days with the theme from “BJ and the Bear” stuck in their head.

If I can teach you nothing else (and I probably can’t), PLEASE DON’T TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS POST MEANS.

“Viral” does not mean the same thing as “A bunch of people had this appear in their feed”

Is there an app that actually reliably does what Apple Messages is supposed to do?: Send text messages with attachments from IOS and OSX, use SMS if necessary, show the same history across all my devices sharing the same account, not require the people I am messaging with install anything.

I am not concerned about security. This is just for messaging people for whom that is not a consideration.

Gets pumped, yells a bit, perfectly fine not going anywhere.

I now officially coin the term “meta-schadenfreude.” This is the weird feeling of satisfaction you feel when you see someone else feeling better about how badly you are doing.