The Upside

Thursday, February 16th, 2017

Yeah yeah, “search is awful.”  I say it every day, so often that I bore myself–and I think every word I say is FASCINATING, so I can imagine how it must be for people who aren’t, you know, on my level.. This park has both swings and roundabouts though. First of all, most people never […]

The llama never gets a break

Tuesday, January 14th, 2014

The llama’s ass will continue to get whipped! You know, I used to despise AOL, but now I don’t. Now I see them as the corporate auto-Robin-Hood that they truly have been. Thanks to their unique combination of cash reserves, hubris and goofiness, AOL have managed to absorb the difference between the grotesque over-valuation of […]

Not currently in Denmark

Monday, December 9th, 2013

I just saw this. What kind of world do we live in where it takes a threat to the entire planet to get famous people to pose naked with dead fish? When I was a kid, people were much more caring. Why, all it would take is a mugging or a minor flood and the street […]

Free to read

Saturday, August 10th, 2013

“What is ‘RSS?’”  Pooh asked, as if he’d forgotten how to use a search engine, which once again, he had. “It’s short for ‘Rich Site Summary’” said Christopher Robin, though he liked to tell people it meant “Really Simple Syndication.” But he just couldn’t be mean to his friend like that. “All the new information […]

I don’t want to jinx it by looking too close

Wednesday, July 31st, 2013

In the movies, when $64388488 gets transferred to someone’s account, they need to use a full-screen interface on one particular computer, and it takes like, two minutes and you have to watch a bar fill up across the screen, indicating that each individual money has moved from one bank to the next. But over here, […]

We like to go out for home-style cookin’

Saturday, June 22nd, 2013

Kids, please. You have GOT to calm the hell down, because you are making the Ineerweebs boring by whining about the same things over and over, every time a big shiny new movie comes out based on a book or a comic or something else that you care about. And it’s only going to get […]

The baked beans are off.

Sunday, February 24th, 2013

A while back, there were some big takedowns of a couple very large spam sources, which caused an enormous drop in the amount of spam worldwide. It appears that other parties have recently picked up the slack. There has been a marked increase in the amount of email spam firing around over the last week […]