Things you can't eat in the shower

• Rice cakes
• Meringue
• Ice wafers
• Chips and dip
• Chips without dip
• Dip
• Soft-boiled eggs
• Melba toast
• Cheezies
• Cap'n Crunch
• Cotton candy
• Sno Kones
• Popcorn
• Corn dogs
• Tempura
• Dippin' Dots
• Funnel Cakes
• Hard-shell tacos
• Hot wings (they will still be wings, but not hot)
• Hot roast beef sandwich
• Pakoras
• Pizza
• French toast
• Anything en croûte
• Jeep Commander Sport
• Tzatziki
• Angel Food Cake
• Puffed wheat
• Loose meat sandwich
• Nori
• Lik M Aid
• Onion rings
• Shrimp chips
• Cous-cous
• Pasties
• Dry dog food
• Dry cat food
• Fried won-ton
• Jalebi
• Pork rinds
• Funyuns
• Crisp bacon
• Arare
• Yoghurt
• Toast with lingonberry jam
• Whipped cream
• Profiteroles
• Gazpacho
• Bread pudding
• Cool Whip
• Panetone
• Barratt's Sherbet Fountain
• Poi
• Little Debbie's Oatmeal Cream Pie
• Poutine
• Cheese straws
• Tortiere
• Malai kofta
• Reduced sodium Italian-style Wedding Soup