Suggestions for new Craigslist categories

- Electronics --> Things to Make Your Car Annoying, Audio

- Electronics --> Things to Make Your Car Annoying, Other

- Electronics --> Things to Make Your Car Annoying--STOLEN

- Goods and Services The Seller Does Not Realize are Illegal

- Musical Instruments --> Things With the Same Brand Name as Things People Actually Want

- Music Instruments--> Items Missing Strings, Mouthpieces, Electronics and/or Other Pieces

- Musical Instruments-->  When I Say "Starter" or "Student" I Mean "Broken."

- Musical Instruments--> (Holy #$%& I Had No Idea It Would Cost That Much To Fix, How Much To Tune? SERIOUSLY?  OK How Much To Just Haul It Away? OK, Screw It) FREE PIANO

- Musical Instruments-->Terrible Terrible Guitar and Amp I Bought With My Student Loan

- Musical Instruments-->Seriously, I Only Took It Out of Its Case Like, Maybe Five Times and Never Gigged With It and I am Totally Not Exaggerating.  Dude, Seriously!

- Musical Instruments--> I Honestly, Seriously, Think I Can Get 20% Less Than New Retail For This.

- Description Contains the Words "Vintage", "Collectible","Sought-After", or "Famous," Item is Merely Old.

- Worth More Than New Because I Owned It

- Brand Names Used Generically

- Reposted At Least Twice a Day

- Piano Mover

- Piano Mover, Reliable

- Piano Mover, Reliable Bonded

- Piano Mover, Reliable, Bonded, Insured

- Piano Mover, Reliable, Bonded, Insured, Experienced

- Piano Mover, Reliable, Bonded, Insured, Experienced, Quick

- Piano Mover, Reliable, Bonded, Insured, Experienced, Dead

- Category That's Been Here For Years, But It's A Slow News Day, So Suddenly It's a Threat to Common Decency.

 - Still Think CRTs Are Worth More Than Recycling Fees

- Not Proof-read

- Sadly, These Listings WERE Proff-read

- Incoherent Rant Disguised As "For Sale" Posting

- Blurry Pictures

- Blurry Pictures, Wrong Way Up

- Pictures Reveal Disturbing Living Situation

 - No Description, No Pictures, Incoherent Title, No Price, No Phone Number, Angry Rant Warning Spammers Not To "Waste My Time."