Please speak directly into the netdud
People selling SEO please read this first: Look at this link. Do it right now. ZOMG I am so stoked with those search results already, so don't bother sending me a message telling me that you can O my SE. You have nothing I need, and I kind of think you're an idiot anyway.
Everyone else: You are obviously here because you are excellent in all respects. I would love to hear from you. I am sorry that you had to go through that unpleasantness aimed at the SEO types, but they just don't seem to listen and ruin it for all the nice folks.