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ATTN: People who make video softwareses! I know you all read my posts, so I thought I would mention this here.I know it makes you feel cool to just use the names of Chip Jewelry for output settings, but some of us actually want to know what those settings mean. Seeing as you require me…

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The llama never gets a break

The llama’s ass will continue to get whipped! You know, I used to despise AOL, but now I don’t. Now I see them as the corporate auto-Robin-Hood that they truly have been. Thanks to their unique combination of cash reserves, hubris and goofiness, AOL have managed to absorb the difference between the grotesque over-valuation of…

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A life more interesting – One

Bored?  No-one talking to you?  Try this: – Put a bag of sand in the trunk of your car – Run around a bit, until you look kinda sweaty. – Drive up to a gas station or convenience store. – Park right in front, head in, so that folks in the store can’t see the…

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Cop talk is a gateway drug

  This  article, which was found by a link from an site with no other known connections to the article, is thought to be quite illustrative of a counter-productive tendency within a certain community. Speaking for myself, I would venture to assert that it was indeed exposure to this form of writing and speaking style…

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A TV workout that works!

I just read this article on the always entertaining and informative Consumerist site, in which three exercise toys advertised on TV are shown to suck. I now introduce to you, the discerning physical mess, The netdud TV Workout Method. This workout method combines the best effects of ALL THREE of the workout products reviewed at…

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