Category: Bad ideas

Keep those flowers bloomin’

  She (on phone): That was nice netdud: What was? She: The way you drew a heart in the air as I was leaving. netdud: Oh!  No–I was trying to tell you to pick me up a pretzel while you’re at Whole Foods. She: …. netdud: Thannnnks. Love yaaaa…..

A life more interesting – One

Bored?  No-one talking to you?  Try this: – Put a bag of sand in the trunk of your car – Run around a bit, until you look kinda sweaty. – Drive up to a gas station or convenience store. – Park right in front, head in, so that folks in the store can’t see the…

Read the full article