Canadiangenuity
Sunday, June 12th, 2011I sometimes play with and always tech for, an Irish band called “Ellis Island.” The band was playing both Friday and Saturday nights this weekend, about 4 hours per night.
On Friday night (Friday NIIIIGHT?), the cross-brace at the back of Mick Doyle’s bodhran broke. I think that this had something to do with it being a completely silly design, considering that the player’s hand is constantly flexing against the thing. Here is a picture of the fail, with bonus footage of the utter mess that is my sanctum sanctorum.

Well, I mean, what were they thinking? Two pieces of crummy dowel, cut into each other at the point that takes the most stress? This will not stand!
Of course, I was under a time crunch to fix this, as the drum was needed for a show the next night. There was no way I could get the thing to Larry’s Bodhran Shoppe and back in time for the show, because it’s the weekend, I don’t drive, and there is no such place as Larry’s Bodhran Shoppe.
So I had to cast about the house for something that I could use as a brace that would be strong enough and comfortable enough, while still maintaining the unique machismo that is such a defining characteristic of my work. The answer was obvious:

For the one or two of you who might not be able to tell by looking, that’s the butt end of a Sherwood PMP 7000 (Coffey). The Coffey was the best choice, because backhand shots are just not an issue for bodhran players. Also, I had two of them in my garage. Note that this is the older Kevlar-reinforced 7000, not the newer, fibreglass reinforced model. I would never have used one of those!
So how does it sound?
It sounds like a bodhran.
Penmachine
Brilliant!!!!
that’s not a brace:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esg5Ebr-q6Y